Eli: Mommy I know what I want Santa to bring me for Christmas!!
Mom: What do you want him to bring you?
Eli: A huge giant fire truck, and a baby monkey!!! (Eyes are all big and wondrous)
Mom: Oh wow a monkey, hmmmm, you do know that they wear diapers, right?
Eli: I know, I am going to teach him to use the toilet like me!
Mom: Elijah, you can teach him that, can you teach Peyton first?
Eli: No mom, Peyton isnt a monkey.
Mom: Ok, so what are you going to feed this monkey?
Eli: Dont you know monkeys eat bananas?
Mom: Yeah, but where are you going to get bananas for him?
Eli: At the store!! (Eyes are as big as plates at this point)
Mom: So, who is going to take care of the monkey when you are at school?
Eli: Oh, he can come with me, and hide in my back pack
Mom: Elijah, you dont have a backpack.
Eli: Well mommy when you go to the store to get the bananas you can buy me a backpack!!
Now why didnt I think of that one?
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