My hubby blog!!

Lisanne, thanks for letting me steal this from you! I am sure I will high-jack more stuff from all of yall when I do come across it, so thanks in advance yall.



1. He’s sitting in front of the TV. What’s on the screen? Something that was either recorded or downloaded.

2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad? Ha, hes not about to eat a salad.

3. What’s one food he doesn’t like? Tomatoes, mushrooms, oatmeal

4. You go out to the bar. What does he order? Lemonade b/c he doesnt drink.

5. Where did he go to high school? Dougherty County High School.

6. What size shoe does he wear? 12.5, I think.

7. If he were to collect anything, what would it be? I would take a gander on Comic Books.

8. What is his favorite type of sandwich? Hes a very basic guy, lets say Chicken Teryaki.

9. What would he eat every day if he could? Waffles, Crispix, tuna

10. What is his favorite cereal? I want to say either Frosted Flakes or Crispix.

11. What would he never wear? Anything baggy.

12. What is his favorite sports team? Shoot, I have NO idea, hes not big on sports.

13. Who will he vote for? Hes not going to vote, but he would go for Obama I do believe.

14. Who is his best friend? He has a lot of best freinds, I couldnt name just one.

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do? Go to sleep too soon after I get off of work. Sometimes I am sssssoooo tired.

16. How many states has he lived in? One.....Georgia

17. What is his heritage? Hmmmm, Not sure about that to be honest. African American and Indian or something.

18. You bake him a cake for his birthday; what kind of cake? Pound cake, hands down.

19. Did he play sports in high school? Yes I think he was on the football team for a short time.

20. What could he spend hours doing? Being on the computer and playing the xbox.

Yester is a day

I never thought I would let my boys watch Spongebob, but of course I have lowered my guard, and now they are in love with a talking sponge, and a starfish as smart as a kitchen table. But I am not going to complain, as at one point I LOVED sbsp. Way before I had kids! Before I didnt have to worry about finding a babysitter so I can spend time with my husband. Before I had to pack extra clothes, Pull-Ups, assorted cups and toys. Before I could walk in my house with no shoes, and not almost break my foot on a lone Lego. When I was able to lay in my bed naked, when I could cuddle with my husband, when I could eat breakfast at noon. Gone are the days when I could do an impromptu shopping trip at 2am. Gone are the days when I could eat fast food, and not have to worry about it sticking to my tummy. Gone are the days of having a tiny waist and large brain. Now my waist is big, and my brain is small. Now are the days of "Mommy I love you". Now are the days of slobbery kisses, strong bear hugs. Now are the days of character underwear and bright colored clothes. Now are the days of endless chicken nuggets and cups of milk. Now are the days of fighting, nonsleeping, and not wanting to take a bath. Now are the days of mommy giving in, and kids winning over. Now are the days that one lessoned learned is a life time lesson. Now is the day when rainbows arent just pretty colors, but one of the biggest fasinations ever. Now are the days of Power Rangers, Dinosaurs, magic coins, treasure boxes, and baby monkeys. Now is the day of learning colors, shapes, names, reasons, family, sharing, caring, loving and fighting. Now is the days field trips, sick days, and art work. Now are the days of jumping in the mud, and not realizing how long its going to remove mud from the tub. Now are the days of endless love and endless wondering. I do belieive these are the days that I want.

Full circle

Oh, its been a long day! I wrote a man named Adam Baker, a policy for $15,000 which would have made me $475. Well it came back from the bank as "Unable to locate account" so I called the man back. He gave me another account number, again same thing. So I called him this morning, and he gave me the same number, but one digit differently. So after I got off the phone with him, I called the bank to verify it, and again not a real bank account number. So around 4pm, I called him back. Well turns out that he was one of those idiot guys who likes to pull telemarketers chains. He was not for real about anything. Every bit of info he gave me was total BS. I did a reverse search on his phone number, and found out his real name and address.
Although I am upset that he has messed with me like that, I have to remember that what goes around comes around.

2008 what?!?!?

I know I am such a slack ass blogger, oooopppps! I have been so freaking busy this year. And in retrospect, I haven't done anything more than work, fuss, and sleep all of 2008 away. I am going to spend the next part of 2008 catching up on LIFE, and spending more time with my kids, and living life outside of the cube farm!

Smart lil monkey!

Eli: Mommy I know what I want Santa to bring me for Christmas!!
Mom: What do you want him to bring you?
Eli: A huge giant fire truck, and a baby monkey!!! (Eyes are all big and wondrous)
Mom: Oh wow a monkey, hmmmm, you do know that they wear diapers, right?
Eli: I know, I am going to teach him to use the toilet like me!
Mom: Elijah, you can teach him that, can you teach Peyton first?
Eli: No mom, Peyton isnt a monkey.
Mom: Ok, so what are you going to feed this monkey?
Eli: Dont you know monkeys eat bananas?
Mom: Yeah, but where are you going to get bananas for him?
Eli: At the store!! (Eyes are as big as plates at this point)
Mom: So, who is going to take care of the monkey when you are at school?
Eli: Oh, he can come with me, and hide in my back pack
Mom: Elijah, you dont have a backpack.
Eli: Well mommy when you go to the store to get the bananas you can buy me a backpack!!


Now why didnt I think of that one?